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Um.

Okay.

Who possessed the TV?

[ a brief silence ]

Wait, why did I even bother asking that?

Anyway, that was annoying. I was trying to sleep, then all of a sudden, the damn news? I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna give us TV to watch, why the news? How boring, ne!

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And now I can't fall back asleep. Great.